At nine o’clock, the taxi arrives in Vanadzor’s central square, and we spill out, bags in hand, into the frigid night. We give our driver the 100 Georgian lari we’d agreed upon before crossing the border, and he pulls the standard routine. “No…dollars! Dollars!” he says, looking for his hundred in US dollars rather than the equivalent of sixty that we’ve just paid him. And though we got the agreement in writing at the beginning of the ride, and he eventually relents, we hurry into the nearest hotel. It’s a Soviet monstrosity, one I can imagine the Kremlin’s dignitaries staying in around 1960, but which has deteriorated since then. The woman at reception speaks no English, and we speak no Armenian or Russian—not even enough to determine which language she’s jabbering at us in. More to the point, we’re hoping to take a tour around the Debed Canyon monasteries tomorrow, and we’ll need an English speaker to arrange this. So we troop out once more into the industrial wasteland that is Vanadzor. Wandering down the streets, past darkened storefronts and rusty signs with an inscrutable script, Kevin and I reflect that this is probably the most we’ve ever roughed it. We find a cab.
Twenty minutes later we’re standing inside a courtyard, surrounded by three houses, none of which have signs. Is one of these a homestay listed in Lonely Planet? Our knock goes unanswered, and eventually Kevin pulls out his BlackBerry--the three dollars per minute which his phone call will cost are more than worth escaping the cold. His side of the conversation is priceless. “Do you have room for two people? ...Tonight...Where are we? Well, I think we’re standing outside your door.” By some miracle, we’re right. We’re quickly ushered into the house by a teenage girl with surprisingly good English, and shown to what appears to be her old room--the stuffed animals and the posters of Daniel Radcliffe torn out of a Russian magazine are a pretty good indicator, I think. Noticing our hunger and our complete lack of Armenian language skills, our hosts save us a trip to a restaurant by cooking dinner for us. The mother prepares a traditional feast known in Armenia, I think, as “whatever’s in the fridge”: pasta, hot dogs, bread, boiled cauliflower, leftover stuffed pepper. We call it “heaven.”
Episodes like this define trips for me. I travel because I want to reach that point of utter originality--the point where I can step back, consider the situation, and honestly reflect: I have never done this before. And on this nine-day trip spanning Turkey, Georgia, and Armenia--three fascinating countries with histories and cultures that collide and intertwine--we had an awful lot of them. I haven’t posted anything on this blog for a while, due to a combination of business and laziness. But I couldn’t resist writing about this trip. Be aware: this post will be an ungodly amalgam of reflection, advertisement, and, as above, pretentious literary exploration. You have been warned.
One question I was asked in the weeks leading up to our departure: “Why Georgia? Why Armenia? What’s there?” And to be honest, I didn’t have a great answer. “A bunch of cool monasteries, I guess?” I’d say, hoping we hadn’t made a mistake. We didn’t. Georgia and Armenia have incredible natural beauty, warm and welcoming cultures, fantastic food...and a bunch of cool monasteries. There were certainly a lot of them. The bottom line: if you’re interested in a fascinating, out-of-the-way travel experience, and you can tolerate linguistic disconnection (or you speak passable Russian)...go! There’s a lot to see and do, and you’ll pay next to nothing for the privilege.
So what happened on this trip? I’ve got more to say than you probably want to read, but I’ve broken the trip down chronologically: two nights in Turkey, two nights in Georgia, two and a half nights in Armenia, and two and a half nights in Georgia again. Let’s go:
Day One:
Off to Trabzon! Our first stop on this whirlwind tour is a relatively drab Turkish Black Sea port, known for its spot on the ancient Silk Road and, nowadays, for pockets of virulent nationalism (the killer of Armenian journalist Hrant Dink came from these parts). We arrive in the early morning, tumbling off a bus we’ve attempted to sleep on for the last eleven hours. Our goal is Sumela Monastery, high in the mountains around Maçka, just a half-hour minibus ride from the city. This little town is deserted, with tourist season just a distant memory, and we find ourselves outnumbered by the sheep being herded by on their way to the butcher’s. (We’re here on Kurban Bayram, a Muslim holiday that celebrates Abraham’s attempt to sacrifice his son. It’s told in the Hebrew Bible with Isaac as the son; in Islam, Ishmael is the son, and it’s celebrated every year as the Festival of the Sacrifice: Eid al-Adha). So we taxi to the carpark and then walk up for a mile or so in the picturesque morning. Sumela is gradually revealed to us, its impossibly situated magnificence bathed in the early morning sunlight. Kevin and I are almost alone here, it being only 9 am on a November morning, and we appreciate the solitude. The monastery feels right, unspoiled in its emptiness--just a pair of Americans wandering through a centuries-old place of worship. It's a glorious sight.
Later, exiting the complex, we notice a small path winding its way through the woods above the monastery. We follow it, eventually reaching an overlook where the entire valley is laid out before us. I take stock of my domain:
Returning to Trabzon, we have an afternoon of exploring the city and discovering its (none too impressive) sightseeing destinations. Our friends Jimin, Karen, and Ting Ya arrive late in the evening from Ankara, and we sip our fifth cup of çay while planning our upcoming trip. We'll cross the border tomorrow around noon, have five hours or so in Batumi, and take the overnight train to Tbilisi. The border can't take more than thirty minutes or so, right?
Day 2
Wrong. The border takes five hours--five excruciating, dear-lord-take-me-now hours of standing in a 50-foot queue with 500 angry Georgians. They're angry because the Turks are taking simply forever to process their exit from the country, angry because they're missing Sunday dinner with the family, angry because the American asshole in front of them is wearing a big-ass backpack and won't move any faster than the line. They poke him. For some reason it doesn't instantly solve the congestion problem, but it seems to sooth them, because they do it several more. They decided to shout at him in Georgian for a bit--no doubt, helpful suggestions for where he can shove his bag. Amazingly, he doesn't respond.
Near 6 PM, miserable, we finally straggle across the border into Georgia. We've missed the "walking around beautiful Batumi" part of the day, and it turns out the train is full, so "getting to Tbilisi tomorrow morning" is right out as well. Even "finding a hostel" proves difficult--the first address I've scribbled down in my notebook leads us to a street so rocky that the taxi can barely navigate it. When I indicate a second choice to our taxi driver, he nods his head, points out the window at the chaos outside, and says "Africa!" We're inclined to agree. Eventually we find a hotel in an area not resembling an active war zone. Now: food. As we wander uncertainly down the streets looking for an open restaurant, we're greeted by a friendly blonde woman with decent English who offers to help us out. (No, not in that way, perverts). Batumi's a resort town out of season, and it's really dead right now, but she manages to find a place that's open, bustling with business, and jaw-droppingly cheap. We feast on Georgian staples: khachapuri, or cheese pie, khinkali, meat dumplings, and decent Georgian wine. Three bucks a person. Ah, the Third World.
Day 3
I'm beginning to love Georgia. It starts with the food--a hearty breakfast with coffee, bread, ham (oh, pork products, how I've missed you!), and a variety of cheeses--served in a restaurant on Batumi's main drag. For a while afterwards, we wander along the seaside of this bizarre town, taking in the sights. Batumi's an oddity: it was the favorite spot of playboys in the 19th century, and masterpieces of colonial architecture popped up every where. Then it languished for the entire Soviet period, and only now is it being revitalized as an entertainment mecca and a tourist hotspot. We decide that right now, it's equal parts Paris and Africa--a perplexing combination.
Then it's off to Tbilisi! Our logistic difficulties are mitigated when we meet a group of fellow expats--three Americans on a Fulbright scholarship to teach English in Eastern Turkey. One can read Georgian, and another speaks fluent Russian, which is a great help when finding the bus station and negotiating a fare. Our bus picks it way through breathtaking scenery on the six-hour ride: sometimes I feel I'm back in New England, with the rolling hills, the fall colors, and the quaint villages. We arrive in the evening, navigating the surprisingly efficient Tbilisi metro system to get to Marjanashvili street, where our homestay is supposedly located. Locating "Dodo's" place turns out to be an adventure of its own: after ten minutes of wandering around on dusty streets, we eventually find a rusty metal gate with "Dodo" and the correct street number scrawled on it, and our traveler's karma pays off once again. The one-story house has a warren of guest rooms attached to the family's living quarters, and in summer they tend to be full of backpackers. They're empty now, and Dodo's family is surprised to see anyone at all. Her niece Neli, who speaks English, sets us up in several comfortable, if unheated rooms. She tells us how the homestay business just manages to keep the family going--the whole extended family seems to live with them, and most of the older members are on the pitiful state pension, the equivalent of US$35 per month.
It's nice to have someone who can key us in on the culture and the history of the country, since so many of our encounters will be with non-English speakers. Things have been getting better in the past few years, she says, and economic growth is bringing new opportunities. But there's still a lot of uncertainty--the wealth is highly concentrated, for the most part, and prices are shooting up. The older generation, used to having everything provided by the state, is finding it difficult to cope with the various costs of living in a capitalist society.
Neli sends us out on the town with some recommendations for restaurants and bars. We find our staple khinkali in a nearby establishment, along with a mouthwatering mtsvadi, or pork barbecue, great Czech beer, and very good Georgian wine. We pay maybe ten dollars for the experience. Later we stroll through the town, which on a Monday night is quiet but picturesque. The city straddles the Mtkvari River, spanning it with bridges alternatively modernist and historic. We settle, somewhat ironically, at a bar called Marrakesh (for the Moroccan city), which is doing its damndest to look Middle Eastern and mostly failing. But the alcohol is cheap, and chacha, the homebrew vodka usually sold in Fanta bottles, goes down easier than anticipated.
Day 4
Why are we leaving this place? That's not a rhetorical question--Kevin and I are committed to an itinerary that takes us into Armenia, and due to a passport mishap the girls can't join us after all. But we're entreated to stay, and I have to say, we're tempted.
Our first morning in Tbilisi is a whirlwind of sightseeing. After a street breakfast--gotta love piping-hot khachapuri!--we tackle the city head on. Tbilisi is a fascinating mixture of Soviet and classical architecture, and our walking tour takes us through both. It's also interesting to see how much development has happened in the last few years--there are Radissons and McDonalds and the like sprouting up everywhere, although by no means do they dominate.
Around noon, we feel peckish, so we wander into a restaurant enthusiastically recommended by the Lonely Planet--and promptly have the best meal of my life. Or something close. Now, I probably sound like a broken record here, since I've raved about every meal here. But this--this was special. I had what I think was called "chashushili," but it may have been "chakapuli" since I can't find the former term anywhere. Anyway: veal stew, achingly tender meat, incredible seasoning. I can barely describe it, but boy, can I remember it.
Afterwards, we climb the hill overlooking Tbilisi, scrambling around on the centuries-old fortress whose walls are still standing proudly. The view is spectacular, and here, despite my dedication to seeing what Armenia has to offer, I am sorely tempted to stay.
But the road beckons nonetheless. Here I refer the reader to the overly verbose monologue with which I opened this already too-long post. In short, we had hoped to take a marshrutka (minibus) across the border to Vanadzor, but by the time we were ready to leave, the marshrutkas had stopped running. So we find a taxi driver to take us into Armenia, and the rest is (literary) history...
Day 5
It's monastery time! On the docket for the day are three monasteries and a church, all nestled in the jumbled narrows of northern Armenia's Debed Canyon. We've hired a taxi, buses being unavailable out of season, and indeed the monasteries we're visiting seem properly deserted. It's odd to recount our sightseeing from the day, since unlike my travels in Turkey and the rest of the Middle East, I am totally out of my depth with respect to the history and culture of this country. I know that Armenia was the first country to become Christian, and Georgia the second, and I understand the monastic culture that led to the construction of these enchanting buildings in far-flung locales. But I have only a vague notion at best of the political and ecclesiastical context of this region; I do not know what sort of settlements surrounded the monasteries, what drove the economy of this mountainous land, what political turmoil swirled through this valley. Somewhat geekily, I enjoy knowing this stuff--it transforms my experience from an alien sensory immersion into the exploration of a landscape richly textured with history. So I must content myself with enjoying the beautiful scenery. Here, this is Odzun Church, Sanahin Monastery, and Haghpat Monastery. Have some pictures of pretty buildings:
Satisfied? We are. We return to dreary Vanadzor once more and--not sorry to leave so soon--make our way to the bus station. Our marshrutka rolls into Yerevan in the early evening, and we quickly discover the incredible cheapness of taxis as we head to our hostel: it seems we can't spend more than two dollars to go anywhere in the city. We're staying in a traditional backpacker's hostel this time--Envoy--and it's spotless and efficient, if a bit lacking in atmosphere. This is a bit true of Yerevan as well, we discover as we head out for dinner: it's truly a city built on the Soviet model, and while there are some impressive buildings, there's nothing as thoroughly romantic or grandiose as we found in Tbilisi. Nevertheless, we're still eating well: in an attempt to rediscover the type of Armenian cuisine I had two summers ago in Aleppo, we find a nice Syrian-Armenian place and are immediately glad of our choice. Perfect hummus and tabouleh--I haven't had either in ages!--and a nice lamb and rice dish. To top it off, I enjoy a lovely Ararat cognac from the Yerevan Brandy Company--aged five years, if that tells you anything--and it's literally $2.50. Why do all of my day's logs end with me eating food and saying how awesome and cheap it is? Go to the Caucasus. Go now. You won't regret it.
Day 6
On Thursday we are somewhat dismayed to learn that our Armenia trip will be cut short. The overnight train we're planning to take back to Tbilisi leaves every other day--tonight, or Saturday night, and the latter will be too late. So we have to squeeze all of our Armenia viewing into one day because tonight we'll be taking...wait for it...the midnight train to Georgia! (That pun alone is worth taking this trip. Call your travel agent today).
Our day starts with a short trip to, you guessed it, a monastery. But Khor Virap has a special place in the heart of Armenians. In the religious sense, it means "deep pit," and marks the spot where the Armenian king Trdat III imprisoned Saint Gregory the Illuminator in a well for thirteen years for being Christian. According to legend, the king then contracted a disease that turned him into a boar, and it was only Saint Gregory who could heal him. The king freed Gregory and converted to Christianity; Gregory became the patron saint of what is still a fervently religious Armenian nation.
For tourists, Khor Virap is also special because it provides a breathtaking view of Mount Ararat, the landmark dearest to the Armenian national conscience. Armenia has been a nation adrift throughout its history, its borders shifting. At one point, it seems, the nation simply picked up and moved east to escape political turmoil. But Ararat has always been the anchor: mighty Ararat, fabled landing place of Noah's ark. Ararat today evokes joy and sadness: joy, because of its stature and its everpresence, but sadness because, for almost one hundred years, Armenians have not been able to visit. Ararat is on the Turkish side of the border, which you can see just a few miles away, and which has been closed for these long decades. Too much history separates these two countries for an open border to be on the agenda, let alone a normalization of relations. For now, Ararat will remain a thing of heartbreaking beauty.
Heartbreaking as well is the Armenian genocide museum, on the outskirts of Yerevan. The facts of this matter should be known to anyone with an interest in history, and for this reason, as well as a cautious regard for the limits of freedom of speech in my country of residence, I shall simply remark that my visit to the museum was a sobering experience that I'll remember long after this.
The rest of our time in Yerevan is spent in less serious fashion. We happen upon a perplexing landmark in the north of the city: the Cascade. It's beautiful, but what is it? Does it represent anything? The building "flows" down a steep hill, and endless stairs are interspersed with benches, sculptures, fountains. As Kevin remarks, "This is why the Soviet economy crashed."
And then we're off! Not before another cheap and tasty dinner, of course, although the over-the-top traditional decor in this "genuine" Armenian restaurant put us off a bit. We're not sure what era they're trying to evoke, either: the decorations scream 19th-century kitsch, but why the old-fashioned radio and TV, then? In any case, we are soon on our way, aboard a fifteen-hour train that takes us out of Yerevan, across the border and through customs, and deposits us once again in Tbilisi. We sleep soundly.
Day 7
Let's review: so far we've seen ancient monasteries, hiked through beautiful valleys, eaten amazing food, and explored beautiful old cities. What are we missing? What's that you say? Ironic nostalgia for Soviet mass-murderers? Why, you've come to the right place. Yes, Georgia is famous (infamous?) as the birthplace of one Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvil, better known to the world as Josef Stalin, and no trip here is complete without a visit to his hometown of Gori. This little town, just an hour and a half outside of Tbilisi, is known for Stalin and only Stalin. They love 'im here!
The museum they've erected to honor their beloved ethnic cleanser is all kinds of wrong, and we are constantly at pains to figure out the right reaction to the whole business. On our tour, for example, we are told about little Josef's childhood precocity, his fantastic singing voice, and his love of poetry. We see room after room of the gifts given to Stalin by world leaders, and displays of his uniforms. I want to ask, "And where's the exhibit on the gulag? What about the deportations? Are those rooms closed for renovation?" I am especially curious about our guide, a vivacious young lady with excellent English but an unfortunate tendency to barrel through her rehearsed speech like a freight train. What does she think of Stalin? Later I will learn that most Georgians feel properly embarrassed by the former worship of this man, and in fact the current government--vehemently anti-Russian--has taken down his statue from Gori's main square. But does this disavowal extend to Gori itself? The only hint of self-awareness the guide gives comes in her conclusion, the greatest understatement of all time. "In the 21st century, people have many different opinions about Stalin. Some people think he was a dictator and a tyrant. But everyone agrees he was an important historical figure, and we are still studying him today." Wow.
(The last picture comes from atop Gori Fortress, which looks out over the city. We were blessed with beautiful weather throughout this trip).
It's almost our last night in the city, and we meet up again with Frank, one of the Fulbright teachers in eastern Turkey. Not having had enough of a good thing, we return to our restaurant from the first lunch in Tbilisi, and score a fabulous meal again (this time--a chicken fried in a creamy garlic sauce. Oh the calories. Oh the flavor). Next door, the city's famed sulphur baths prove irresistible. We spend an hour of quality time with a bunch of naked, hairy Turkish men, hot-tubbing, being massaged, sweating in a sauna, freezing in a pool, and showering. I feel like I've shed my skin!
Day 8
On our last full day in the Caucasus, we go to a monastery. "What?" you say. Hadn't had enough? In fact, this was my view as well, and I nearly stayed behind. But Kevin, to his eternal credit, urges me to consider the fantastic views I'll be missing out on, and for his persuasion I'm very grateful. Kazbegi Monastery, after all, is no ordinary church on a hill. It's in the mountains of northern Georgia, a bumpy 3-hour marshrutka ride away from Tbilisi, and it's worth every minute of your time. With apologies to Sarah Palin, I could in fact see Russia from where I stood, just over the lip of Mount Kazbek. After a hearty lunch of khinkali and mtsvadi at what seems like the only restaurant in this little village, we set off up the hill. We have an hour and a half of walking ahead of us, but the view is nothing short of spectacular. I'll let the pictures do the talking:
The monastery itself is what we'd come to expect from Caucasian monasteries in terms of architecture and interior, but the jaw-dropping setting makes the experience worthwhile a hundred times over. It seems our surroundings are just pleading to be photographed, and then, simply admired.
Kurban Bayram is drawing to a close. We return to Tbilisi, settle our dues with Dodo, and prepare to depart at an ungodly hour of the morning. I will miss this place.
Day 8
And there you have it! The last twelve hours of our journey are eminently forgettable--a monotonous whirlwind, if that is possible, of taxis, planes, airports and buses. And waiting. But our heads are brimming with stories, and we're already planning the summaries: in thirty seconds, to the fellow teacher in the lunch line, can we describe our trip? Can I recount our experiences in a short blog post? Apparently not. If this post were any longer, you might as well travel to the Caucasus yourself. And I highly suggest that you do. Bon voyage!
Note: I've posted the photo "highlights," 116 photos from this trip, in a Picasa album
here. Also, if you click on any of the photos in this blog post, you'll be taken to its Picasa page, where you can see an enlarged version. If you want to see even more pictures of
Trabzon & Sumela,
Tbilisi,
Yerevan,
Khor Virap, the
Debed Canyon Monasteries,
Gori, or
Kazbegi, click on these links.
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